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Once you see it you can’t unsee it.
These optical illusions will leave you feeling dirtier than a rubber toilet seat.
We’ll start with something simple. Ease your minds in gently.
And this triumphant statue
How about the couch set that’s just asking for a spanking
Or this guy’s dedication to the job
How are you feeling so far? Dirty?
Let’s sully that mind even more.
With this
Too much? We thought so too.
Try this one
Impure thoughts
You are so corrupt
Check out this wild coffee stop
And Waitrose’s Bellend Weekend newspapers stacked unforgivingly hard
Or this pretzel dog
And Mother Nature at her most passionate
This happy union
Wait, you thought this badly-packed kebab was a what now!?
Look. Go cool off.
Wash those sinful thoughts away with God
Then take a shower
